A few weeks ago i was walking my friends Dog,
And as Dogs do, it had a shit, so I had to pick it up in a poop bag,
Dog lead in one hand and bag of poo in other,
then I see my mate Big Mike driving up the road, so not thinking before i waved I started waving a bag of poo at him,
And Mike being a pro wrestler "UKPitbulls" I felt so embarrassed.
That has to be one of the worst things i've ever done, and to this day i still laugh about it.