"And Sea begat Nereus, the eldest of his children, who is true and lies not: and men call him the Old Man because he is trusty and gentle and does not forget the laws of righteousness, but thinks just and kindly thoughts." (Hesiod)
To all the other relics ... All the Best to you All.
To all the youngsters who also remember this relic ... good on ya.
To those who wonder ... search.
To those that don't wonder ... wake up.
And to Skweeky, nice new outfit (got whips?)