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[Gripper]

Noobs should not post links without checking,via the ever reliable search function wether said link has previously been posted.

[kittybewm]

Tip for newbs: Do whatever the hell you want and act like you've been there the whole time!

[100%]

Tips for Newbs II : moving avatars and sigs will be automatically adblocked, unless they contain hotchicks kissing.

[Barbarossa]

Don't post pictures of yourself unless you are happy for them to be used and abused in ways that you least expect. :sage:

[MCHeshPants420]

If you don't know the answer to someone's question then just take a wild stab at it.

If someone doesn't answer your question in five minutes feel free to bump the topic. Repeat as necessary.

Trading invites is the most serious of things you will ever do with your life, if someone cheats you then you have the legal right to kill their family.

Pretend to own stuff that you don't, most forum user's lives are so drab that they'll appreciate it that they can live vicariously through you.

Never admit you're wrong.

If in a proper discussion cut, paste and answer only the very weakest part of your "opponent's" arguments.

Reading long posts hurts your eyes, so don't bother. Instead ask for a summary or, better yet, make up in your own mind what the poster said and answer that.

Post in every thread in the Lounge so as to "pwn" it, this will do for your posting skills what painting garden fences did for Ralph Macchio's karate skills.

If a film/book/game/song holds no interest for you then by all means tell everyone about it.

Have an agenda? Then by all means refer to it in every single post you make.

Make more threads. Really, if you are just about to go to McDonalds then we want to know. If you just ate some out of date chicken we need to know, if you just picked a piece of fluff off your jumper then we insist on being told.

If you leave the forum then make a thread (that you continue posting in) about it. Return in two weeks.

If someone asks a simple question then it is far better to insult them, tell them the question has already been answered elsewhere or to ask your own unrelated question than it is just to say, "Yes, putting marmite in your DVD drive will break it."

If there is a thread discussing the meaning of life then there is nothing funnier than someone posting '42'. Go on, be that person.

Forum users are very savvy in the ways of women, feel free to post all your girlfriend problems here for us to answer. Pics as well.

[manker]

If you don't know the answer to someone's question then just take a wild stab at it.

If someone doesn't answer your question in five minutes feel free to bump the topic. Repeat as necessary.

Trading invites is the most serious of things you will ever do with your life, if someone cheats you then you have the legal right to kill their family.

Pretend to own stuff that you don't, most forum user's lives are so drab that they'll appreciate it that they can live vicariously through you.

Never admit you're wrong.

If in a proper discussion cut, paste and answer only the very weakest part of your "opponent's" arguments.

Reading long posts hurts your eyes, so don't bother. Instead ask for a summary or, better yet, make up in your own mind what the poster said and answer that.

Post in every thread in the Lounge so as to "pwn" it, this will do for your posting skills what painting garden fences did for Ralph Macchio's karate skills.

If a film/book/game/song holds no interest for you then by all means tell everyone about it.

Have an agenda? Then by all means refer to it in every single post you make.

Make more threads. Really, if you are just about to go to McDonalds then we want to know. If you just ate some out of date chicken we need to know, if you just picked a piece of fluff off your jumper then we insist on being told.

If you leave the forum then make a thread (that you continue posting in) about it. Return in two weeks.

If someone asks a simple question then it is far better to insult them, tell them the question has already been answered elsewhere or to ask your own unrelated question than it is just to say, "Yes, putting marmite in your DVD drive will break it."

If there is a thread discussing the meaning of life then there is nothing funnier than someone posting '42'. Go on, be that person.

Forum users are very savvy in the ways of women, feel free to post all your girlfriend problems here for us to answer. Pics as well.

:earl:

Observational comedy FTW.

[100%]

Geezuz Cheese you should give courses around the world.
or write self help book "Sucking at the Interweb"

[Mr JP Fugley]

Neeveer masteerbatee neear your keeyboard.

[BrolyBoo]

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My advice is to stay away from manker because he has a sword

[kittybewm]

Ok my new tip. Just don't join the internet mmmkay.