You can only post things that you actually experienced. No googling!
The other day I went out with some mates from work for a game of bowling.
Somehow the conversation turned to creatures like seals etc...
Someone asked what would be bigger, a walrus or a seacow?
To what my friend Jenn said 'That's irrelevant, a walrus doesn't even live in the sea'
When we then questioned her further on what she thought a walrus was, she told us it was a four legged mammal living on the African plains and eats walnuts... hence the name...
I was baffled