Stupid things said by people you know

[Skweeky]

You can only post things that you actually experienced. No googling!


The other day I went out with some mates from work for a game of bowling.
Somehow the conversation turned to creatures like seals etc...
Someone asked what would be bigger, a walrus or a seacow?

To what my friend Jenn said 'That's irrelevant, a walrus doesn't even live in the sea'

When we then questioned her further on what she thought a walrus was, she told us it was a four legged mammal living on the African plains and eats walnuts... hence the name...

I was baffled

[S!X]

Calling someone a "dipshit asshole" I found pretty stupid but humorous.

[Gripper]

Last year my little girl and son were visiting a cathederal and one of the vergers was explaining the history of the place.
He said to my little girl "Are you squeemish?"
To which she replied "No I'm English"

[Skweeky]

My friend asked me where the Dominican Republic was. I answered it was Central America.

She shot me a very undignified look and said. 'Don't be stupid, it's tropical, it must be in Germany or something'

[Skiz]

I know a girl who thought 'Europe' was a country. This was about 2 years ago.