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Thread: Just In: Tom Cruise is Jesus Christ!!!

  1. 01-23-2007, 10:39 PM #1
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    Cruise 'is Christ' of Scientology

    By EMILY SMITH
    US Editor
    January 23, 2007



    TOM Cruise is the new “Christ” of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion.


    The Mission: Impossible star has been told he has been “chosen” to spread the word of his faith throughout the world.

    And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.

    A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure.

    “Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”

    Cruise joined the Church of Scientology in the ’80s. Leader L Ron Hubbard claimed humans bear traces of an ancient alien civilisation.

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007030603,00.html

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  3. 01-23-2007, 10:42 PM The Drawing Room   -   #2
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    Seems about right.


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    David Ike luvs the cawk


    Sounds like y'all got yourselves a new and improved David Ike V2.0!!

    Reptilian humanoids ftw!!!!111231!one!!"""!!!!eleven!!!1

    Oh aye, and Tom Cruise is a weak minded baw bag.
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  7. 01-23-2007, 11:17 PM The Drawing Room   -   #4
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    Double post suckage...
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    Did scientology actually foretell a messiah. I've read a fair bit of what it says, however I can't remember that part.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colt Seevers View Post
    David Ike luvs the cawk


    Sounds like y'all got yourselves a new and improved David Ike V2.0!!

    Reptilian humanoids ftw!!!!111231!one!!"""!!!!eleven!!!1

    Oh aye, and Tom Cruise is a weak minded baw bag.
    Lol, he looks like the guy on Blue Collar TV (btw, that show isn't funny when no drugs are involved or when ur sober, whatever).

    I don't like Tom Cruise, thats funny how they call him Christ-like.
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    Go on then, prove he isn't
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    Travolta must be really jealous
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  17. 01-24-2007, 10:27 AM The Drawing Room   -   #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by zedaxax View Post
    Travolta must be really jealous
    Dont worry he will get his only special place in their religion soon.

    As Judas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4play View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by zedaxax View Post
    Travolta must be really jealous
    Dont worry he will get his only special place in their religion soon.

    As Judas.
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