OK im going to be posting blonde jokes here and you can too!
There this blonde whos walking by a lake and she sees another blonde on the other side. Wondereing how to get to the other side she calls out,"Hey you over there, how do you get to the other side?" the blonde replys,"You are on the other side!"
Theres a blonde a American and a Russian. The russian brags,"We were the first in space" and the american says,"Oh yeah? Well we were the first on the moon!" The blonde says," Well get this I'm going to be the first one on the sun!" The American and the Russian both give her a puzzled expression and the American says,"Hey stupid you can't go near the sun it will burn you up before you can even touch it." The blonde replys,"No duh! Thats why I'm going at night!"