He's fallen down a well.
He can't be arsed with FST.
He got married.
Not that marriage stops you doing 'owt, like
He is in that Harem of 1000 Gillian Anderson clones.
(internet not available)
Oh, he didn't fall into that well.
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
Someone should PM him and ask.
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
Good thinking. Above is a link to PM him.
I've just PMed him, I urge everyone to do the same. If he doesn't reply we'll know that he really is down Rip's well.