"I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg
How can anyone govern a nation that has 240 different kinds of cheese?
The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me
What do they keep applauding?
Americans don't enjoy comedy unless it involves someone pulling a face, swearing or getting their arse kicked.
Real quality is all three, which is why Jim Carey will be POTUS one day.
You do not need to see my I.D.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit