so far this has happened
ok people, stay quiet while I begin my session
Its my first time, gotta give a good impression
you cant rap, shit you can't even write
my minds fucked, don't know my left from right
still trying to give myself a good reputation
flows so wet, no need for hesitation
I rhyme like a would talk
Could spit shit before I could walk
spend days wasting away at this board
get on the wrong side of me bitch, your floored
I aint got time to finish dis, need a piss
though I need to finish good before I dismiss
you think this rhymes shit? just say so
I'll put on a disguise, hide away, lay low
and never be found, board'll go down
and your'll be left here with you sig and a frown
, took five minutes, I guess it shows ..........
that rhyme was really quite impressive
considering you think youre shady but no one really got the message
youre right, that took five minutes to write
this took thirty seconds, so hows that, its a fight
your minds fucked cuz kab just fucked your ears
with his c++ and his perly white tears
you could spit shit - guess what was in your mouth
im on the wrong side of you bitch, am i floored in this bout?
no! you post whore!
you better put on a disguise before i embarrass u some more
and sign into this forum under a fake name, hows black, cuz youre bored
but wait, we do have somethin in common, like rappin a little more
and i need ta take a piss
and this rhymes already good, so class, youre dismissed.
edit: btw, what holidays?
the great scribblec
ok look again
heres another wannabe who thinks he can test
but in the end u will know im the best
its best to realise this
before i start dissin
because if u get me started ill start switchin
dont even think u have a comeback ,otherwise ill start flippin
when i smoke my dope i start trippin
ill even give you ,some of this shit
smoke it good because i wont give u another
because u wont be able to last this long forever.
hows that for my first time?
dont lie - i can last this long forever and ever
scribblec on grass - you think youre really clever
at least trshady had a good chance at me
your so pathetic i should charge you eight G's - and thats just the upfront fee.
dont make shit up - when u gonna start dissin?
come back from what? you so scared you start twitchin'
yup, youre a wannabe - you failed the test
dont even try - you cant compete with the best
youre like a woman - missin the icles after test
you want me to try? theres nothin on you left! wheres the rest?!
take it shady - and maybe off in peace he'll rest.
your so far up trshadys bum - hes starting to enjoy it
yes i am clever - but thats not for u to judge
ok so im a woman-shouldnt u be embarresed
also what test u on about- making stuff up now r we?
you will start to understand- everythings about me
and if u dont like it-theres the door see your way out
dont forget your goodbyes and aouruvwas
and hope u dont break that vase
second time (still a good try)
that was the worst thing ive ever read
so tr likes it in the ass? you want him in bed
and maybe you could compete if you could learn to spell
those rhymes sound like they just came straight outta hell
wait a minute - i shouldnt even call em rhymes
theyre just words that dont make sense - stop wasting my time
the fuckin test of the best - you started that up a few lines
just cuz you failed, stop your fake-ass whines
now for my time, and all that interest, its a huge fine
youre such a prick, stop pokin male asses like four shiny tines.
my rymes are just from my head
i can already see your starting to dread
well u have no choice but to listen
like it is told this is my session
think about it im still learning
doesnt stop me from battling
u should give me credit for tryin
instead of tlking this that and something
i know u will come back with some more shit
but remember im not that thick
of course youre thick - youre thick in the head
and remember you want trshady in bed
youre still not rhymin, but i'll allow it this time
and damn right i'll come back with more shit like its mine
man just listenin to you, and readin your rhymes
you post shit on this forum, remember prostitution is a crime
post whore, comes back, gets up, wants more
you gotta practice some more, on your p.diddy beat shit
oh sorry, you like nelly? he cant battle or spit shit
like trshady - he said it before
dont start your gay licks, cuz i'll come back with more
thats right, you better pray to the lord
that i dont humilate you more on this fuckin spam board.
thats right, i pimp it, find more rhymes that fit
i control the post whores, cuz i'm the ice after slash hit.
infamous is gay
what about Z? who zed?
he just got head
from his mom
what about that hell of a ride
all the way to the middle side
getting pimped up by more guys
ah fuck it, he likes it even with dykes
....but who knew he'd do it w/ spikes?
now lil_z doesn't have an anus
to bad cause he wanted more from infamous.
what the fuck?, I weren't expecting this kind of reaction
hearing that shit I should chop you up into fractions
Your forum enemy TClite, he was right
even he could knock your faggot ass out of sight
Up the bum?, Where you get th ............. oh I see the light
got ideas from all that gay porn you watch every night
Your rhymes are lame, most don't even rhyme
I'm just adding lines to fill in the time
till the day that we meet, some day in da street
and beat your young ass from here to next week
, this is startin' to get fun
(you know its jokes though).
all you wannabe rhymers
pay attention now!
the mouse has seen the spam posts
and she's gonna show you how
to have a great rhyme
or to make it better
you gotta include some cheeez
in that jumble of letters
cos if you include cheeez
then the mouse will listen
now the mouse has spoken -
that concludes today's lesson!
tclite was never rite-id beat his ass in a fight
even u know that- my shit is always this phat
also u dumb fake eminem
you act alot like your feminen
ill kik your ass so far across the street
youl be coming back to me next week
the infamous one thinks he can test
but once again ill tell u im the best
and now the mouse gets involved
why dont u just go and diss zed
because this is where the big boys play
we mite even start doing this everyday
whos the gayest we see
just cuz your dads sucked your dick
at least i got a mom, you prick
dont even get infamous involved
his fams on jerry springer - still those riddles he hasnt solved
of course i like it with dykes
i liked it more with your sisters
man my dick hurts - they fucked my so hard i got blisters
and scribblec youre next - are you still flyin kites?
shady ripped you ta pieces - thats really pathetic
after im finished with you, you'll be beggin for anesthetics
weemouse - you want some cheese? say please
you wont eat, you'll smell it, cuz i just cut it with ease.
scibblec - this is where the big boys play
so get outta your sandbox and stop bein so gay
you wanna do this everyday? - you might start cryin
get your shields up and your tissues out - cuz more rhymes'll be flyin.
Look, I shouldn't stop so low as to diss yo ass
give you a weak punch and your'll smash like glass
bredding my rhymes like I won't notice
next your'll be saying "look people, I just wrote this"
You call yourself big?, kid!, go play with your toys
While I'll be here battling wit' the real bigboys
Kissing yo mama before you go to bed
Coming out with lyrics thats already been said
oh by the way, Z, don't think I'm shook
More power then a bullet in my right hook
your rhymes are tight, but don't match mine
shit, I could beat you all at the same time
and weemouse, your cute but forget the poems, they just don't match up
so goodbye from me and my last words: Shut the fuck up.