I have 2 televisions, 2 DVD players, 1 VCR.
I have 2 stereos.
I have 6 remote controls, divided between 2 drawers.
I have 2 computers, 2 printers, and 1 scanner.
I have 4 cell phones, 2 phone lines.
I have no messages.
I have 3 cookbooks.
I have 7 take-out menus for 2 restaurants.
I have 7 packets of ketchup.
I have (approx) 100 packets of Sweet N Low.
I have 46 dishes, bowls, cups, saucers, mugs, and glasses.
I have 8 pairs of golf, walking, cowboy boots, and dress shoes.
I am wearing socks.
I have 1, 37 cent stamp.
I have 13, 2 cent stamps.
I have 18,504 mp3 files.
I listen to only 1 morning radio talk show.
I have 4 sets of linens/sheets for 1 bed and 1 air mattress.
I don't like having houseguests.
I have 4,507 frequent flier miles.
I have 28 Days on DVD.
I have 31 yards of dental floss.
What do you have?