What do you have?

[SnnY]

eBay your crap, or even better, just send it to me.

[Skiz]

Does infested cats still accept stuff?

That might be a bit comical after all this time.

[Gripper]

I have 2 televisions, 2 DVD players, 1 VCR.
I have 2 stereos.
I have 6 remote controls, divided between 2 drawers.
I have 2 computers, 2 printers, and 1 scanner.
I have 4 cell phones, 2 phone lines.
I have no messages.
I have 3 cookbooks.
I have 7 take-out menus for 2 restaurants.
I have 7 packets of ketchup.
I have (approx) 100 packets of Sweet N Low.
I have 46 dishes, bowls, cups, saucers, mugs, and glasses.
I have 8 pairs of golf, walking, cowboy boots, and dress shoes.
I am wearing socks.
I have 1, 37 cent stamp.
I have 13, 2 cent stamps.
I have 18,504 mp3 files.
I listen to only 1 morning radio talk show.
I have 4 sets of linens/sheets for 1 bed and 1 air mattress.
I don't like having houseguests.
I have 4,507 frequent flier miles.
I have 28 Days on DVD.
I have 31 yards of dental floss.

What do you have?

A crowbar,what time are you going out?

[mestari]

I have a Mercedes-Benz

[Seedler]

Holy fucking shit, dling pr0n has become a habit. 5-10 movies every week for the past year or so.

15.3GB + 22.6GB + 21.3GB = holy fucking shitloads of pr0n.

I need to get a GF. or BF. Anything.

[missie]

I got the fortunes of heaven, in diamonds and gold,
I got all the bonds baby, that the bank could hold.
I got houses 'cross the country honey, end to end,
And everybody, buddy, wants to be my friend.
Well I got all the riches baby, any man ever knew,
But the only thing I ain't got, honey, I ain't got you.

[Busyman™]

Holy fucking shit, dling pr0n has become a habit. 5-10 movies every week for the past year or so.

15.3GB + 22.6GB + 21.3GB = holy fucking shitloads of pr0n.

I need to get a GF. or BF. Anything.

[j2k4]

I have 5 televisions, 7 DVD players, 3 VCRs
I have 2 stereos.
I have 20 remote controls
I have 5 computers, 4 printers, and 2 scanners
I have 7 cell phones, 3 phone lines, 2 wireless headsets
My mailbox is full (again)
I have 2 cars but need a pick-up truck
I have 4 cookbooks plus a free subscription to Bon Apetit
I have 14 take-out menus for multiple restaurants stashed in drawer
I have 3 wholesale club sized bottles of ketchup.
I have 1 bag of Splenda which I stopped using since I lost most of the weight I gained
I have no idea how many dishes I have.
I have 7 weeks under my belt of playing basketball since I had my knee surgered
I have maybe 30 pairs of shoes but that's collected over years (shoe size don't change)
I have 10 suits, 4 sport coats, 0 tuxedos
I am not wearing socks.
I have 1 gazebo
I have 8 trees in my yard
I have 1 fire hydrant off my yard
I have 1 neighbor
I have 1 roll of 37 cent stamps.
I have 1 page of 2 cent stamps.
I have 0, 39 cent stamps.
I have too many mp3 files to count.
I have 4 sets of friends
I listen to only 3 morning radio talk shows (Steve Czaban on Sportalk 980, Russ Parr on WKYS, Tom Joyner on 103.5,(Mike & Mike sometimes on ESPN Radio ))
I have 5 keyboards, 1 trumpet, 2 drum machines, 3 keyboard stands, 1 sequencer, 2 effects processors, 1 patchbay, 1 mixer, and 1 hard disk recorder
I am writing 3 screenplays simultaneously and have finished 1
I have 6 comforter sets for 1 bed 5 bed/sheet sets for my 6 year-old's bed
I have 1 Bowflex Ultimate 2
I have about 8 magazine subcriptions
I have 1 wholesale club membership (some people have 2)
I love having houseguests
I have 10 video game systems and barely play 1
I have 2 refrigerators, 1 deep freezer
I have 0 frequent flier miles.
I have been on 1 cruise
I have flown only 8 times
I have Videodrome on DVD.
I have 4 brand new rolls of dental floss and 1 used one.

What happened to your arsenal?

ffs, you can't shoot anyone with a "Bowflex Ultimate 2"...

[S!X]

Holy fucking shit, dling pr0n has become a habit. 5-10 movies every week for the past year or so.

15.3GB + 22.6GB + 21.3GB = holy fucking shitloads of pr0n.

I need to get a GF. or BF. Anything.

You're gonna need a bigger hard drive.

[Snee]

I have 5 televisions, 7 DVD players, 3 VCRs
I have 2 stereos.
I have 20 remote controls
I have 5 computers, 4 printers, and 2 scanners
I have 7 cell phones, 3 phone lines, 2 wireless headsets
My mailbox is full (again)
I have 2 cars but need a pick-up truck
I have 4 cookbooks plus a free subscription to Bon Apetit
I have 14 take-out menus for multiple restaurants stashed in drawer
I have 3 wholesale club sized bottles of ketchup.
I have 1 bag of Splenda which I stopped using since I lost most of the weight I gained
I have no idea how many dishes I have.
I have 7 weeks under my belt of playing basketball since I had my knee surgered
I have maybe 30 pairs of shoes but that's collected over years (shoe size don't change)
I have 10 suits, 4 sport coats, 0 tuxedos
I am not wearing socks.
I have 1 gazebo
I have 8 trees in my yard
I have 1 fire hydrant off my yard
I have 1 neighbor
I have 1 roll of 37 cent stamps.
I have 1 page of 2 cent stamps.
I have 0, 39 cent stamps.
I have too many mp3 files to count.
I have 4 sets of friends
I listen to only 3 morning radio talk shows (Steve Czaban on Sportalk 980, Russ Parr on WKYS, Tom Joyner on 103.5,(Mike & Mike sometimes on ESPN Radio ))
I have 5 keyboards, 1 trumpet, 2 drum machines, 3 keyboard stands, 1 sequencer, 2 effects processors, 1 patchbay, 1 mixer, and 1 hard disk recorder
I am writing 3 screenplays simultaneously and have finished 1
I have 6 comforter sets for 1 bed 5 bed/sheet sets for my 6 year-old's bed
I have 1 Bowflex Ultimate 2
I have about 8 magazine subcriptions
I have 1 wholesale club membership (some people have 2)
I love having houseguests
I have 10 video game systems and barely play 1
I have 2 refrigerators, 1 deep freezer
I have 0 frequent flier miles.
I have been on 1 cruise
I have flown only 8 times
I have Videodrome on DVD.
I have 4 brand new rolls of dental floss and 1 used one.

What happened to your arsenal?

ffs, you can't shoot anyone with a "Bowflex Ultimate 2"...

Oh yes you can, I had a look, and it seems as if you macguyver it into a ballista with a modicum of adjustments