This is a thread for me to nominate people who I feel have been idiots of exceptional prowess, an uber-idiot if you will. Feel free to add your own (not forum members or mods though please).
Idiot#1: Richard Branson
You've been in charge of my cable and TV subscription for about two weeks (unasked for as well, you just bought out my supplier) and you've already lost me all the Sky channels. Which, by the way, are the only decent channels on cable TV. Thanks for that mate, maybe next week you could get into an argument with Google so they'll stop their services on my cable or you could send me some more of your nauseating mission statement leaflets advertising a company I've been forced to subscribe to.
I hope your next balloon crashes you lardy beardy twat. Oh, and I didn't appreciate your cameo in the otherwise excellent Casino Royale. Twunt.