accidentally ran into a glass vase at pier 1 imports..79 dollars
accidentally ran into a glass vase at pier 1 imports..79 dollars
was working in a hospital laundry factory many years ago and we had been slogging hard all day so i thought to get us a break for 15 mins or so id jam a machine by throwing something inside which was a slipper .well the machine jammed alright doh but the slipper caught on fire causing £25,000 worth of damage lucky for me my workmates kept silent
OOps
Last edited by peat moss; 03-03-2007 at 11:13 PM.
You guys are amatures I remember my son dropping my wife's new digital camera on Xmas day and trying to blame the cat . Remember the Shit Can Flow Chart ?
http://ylatis.com/darkon/humor/flochart.html
Last edited by peat moss; 03-03-2007 at 11:15 PM.
A big screen TV that fell on my friend (I dint really break it but i was there to laugh at the event)
When I was little, we had an ice storm (which doesn't happen often) and my Dad's truck was completely covered in ice. I went around the whole truck with a hammer breaking it off, real soft like.
The entire truck looked like it had hail damage.
He had to replace all of the body paneling.
yo
My dog got ahold of my cell once..300$ down the tube. Other than that I've been pretty fortunate.
An antique oil lamp when i was about 17. I was cutting a pattern out of fabric on the floor and as i backed up i bumped into the table it was on, It wobbled - toppled - and fell off the table smashing the glass bowl part, to this day she has never been able to find a replacement glass bowly thing. The worse part was that the 1st thing my mum did when she came running at the sound of breaking glass was to burst into tears - I still feel bad even though it was an accident.
This fate is worse than death. Condemned to live out existence in a vessel incapable of sustaining my true glory. How am I to function with such limitation? - Illyria
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