ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I just got the last one
Well, you know how Earl, from the tv show has a dodgy moustace, no hair, and also has a list of things he needs to do in order to have good karma?
Hence, every time someone writes :earl:, all I can think of is alittle smiley with a dodgy moustache etc...
Mulder wants to eat a coffee lolly, Skweey always envisages a smiley with a dodgy moustache when someone write :earl: and JP means that gemboy (Skweeky's beau) would become gemby (a girl) if he lost a vowel.
Ohhhhhhh, I never watched "My Name is Earl", so that explains that one.
The second two are straighforward - I am not sure I want to think about the first one
What does Mulder usually keep in his freezer?
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
I thought Arky had gone ghey there.