Things to do before I'm 30

[Snee]

One current, hundreds of former

[Alien5]

ok

[j2k4]

Right. I'm 30 in April. It'll be a sad sad day.

I think you should be happy to have made it to your, um...fourth decade.

Seriously.

To anyone turning thirty accrues an added measure of respect merely for having attained that milestone.

It is actually the last digit that is granted freely; when you turn forty you'll find you have to earn any further respect.

Ain't that right, 'Les?

[missie]

50 things to do before you're 30

1. Have a really stupid accident which necessitates a hospital visit
2. Shoot something
3. Take a weekend break more than 1000 miles from home
4. Boot Linux on your home PC
5. Get lost in a country where you don't speak the language
6. Spend more than your monthly income on a pocket sized gadget
7. Post bail for a friend
8. Break a really large plate glass window
9. Make a parachute jump on a hangover
10. Use a whole roll of gaffa tape in one day
11. Make a pointless modification to your house
12. Neck a pint of peppermint oil
13. Pull a shemale by mistake (but realise in time...)
14. Buy a samurai sword
15. Delay paying a bill until the summons arrives
16. Destroy a speed camera
17. Refill an inkjet cartridge
18. Say something obscene on national television
19. Do a J turn in order to beat somebody to a parking space
20. Break a sledgehammer
21. Make a bomb
22. Smash a CRT
23. Require medical treatment as a consequence of kinky sex gone wrong
24. Tip a waiter with something other than money
25. Light a fire with petrol
26. Kidnap someone
27. Park inside a motorway service station
28. Own a convertible.
29. Live abroad.
30. Drive at more than 140mph.
31. Get something for free through a masterpiece of complaining
32. Give yourself a mains electric shock.
33. Completely dismantle an object larger than yourself
34. Write off a car
35. Fall asleep and get really hilarious sunburn
36. Get drunk on Absinthe
37. Stay up all night listening to a girl have an emotional crisis
38. Lick the terminals of a 9 volt battery
39. Take part in motorsport
40. Stay at the office for more than 24 hours
41. Set off a fire extinguisher
42. Drive at least 600 miles in a day on two lane roads
43. Hotwire a car
44. Watch all the Monty Python films In one sitting
45. Shag an ex by mistake
46. Dial 999
47. Commit a faux pas which means that a friend will never speak to you again
48. Make a bet you couldn't afford to lose
49. Read a 500 page book in one sitting
50. Escape a perfectly justified parking ticket.

Think it's a bloke list, but still.

28/50.

[Alien5]

thats the one i was copying from.

[brotherdoobie]

You are 29 right? I mean first things first.

Peace bd

[missie]

Yups, n I haven't gone long to go before I go back to being 24 again.

[brotherdoobie]

I look about 22-24...That's the best I can do. I'm getting old.

Peace bd

[missie]

I don't look old, but I make a bloody good one man band.

click, crack, click, oow.

[brotherdoobie]

You have creaky parts too? Now,when I do the robot...it sounds rusty.

Peace bd