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Thread: Just got my bonus announced

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    manker's Avatar effendi
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    'The Kalinka'

    Don't think I've ever seen the like before.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    4play's Avatar knob jockey
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    so the best you lot can come up with is

    invest in stocks (nah i intend to blow all this money sharpish)

    pay off my debts (im just out of uni debt means nothing to me)

    hire hitman to illiminate my enemies (nice thinking but im sure i can offer my modded playstation 2 for that service)

    was expecting some weird and wacky ideas like buy gimp mask off ebay for roleplay with a lady friend or buy a seedbox or something equaliy stupid.

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    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    beer & bewbs ftw

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    Mr JP Fugley's Avatar Frog Shoulder BT Rep: +4
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    You could get some office space in London. If you chipped in another couple of hundred quids you could afford 2 sq m in the West End, for a year.

    True story.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Skweeky's Avatar Manker's web totty
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    give some to charity you selfish prick

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    Alien5's Avatar μετά BT Rep: +6BT Rep +6
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    whats the difference between a penis and a bonus?

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    Pay three little irishmen to run through the streets of New York dressed as leprechauns searching for lucky charms and video tape it...

    So you can watch it later as you will be busy enjoying your happy ending!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alien5 View Post
    whats the difference between a penis and a bonus?
    your wife will always blow your Bonus.

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    Gripper's Avatar Dexter's Apprentice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alien5 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Alien5 View Post
    whats the difference between a penis and a bonus?
    your wife will always blow your Bonus.
    Your wife will always blow my penis.

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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