WAHEY! Thread

[Mathea]

[Barbarossa]

I just shoved my cock in someone's face.

:earl: I just spat beer at my father in law because of that

[callum]

I just shoved my cock in someone's face.

:earl: I just spat beer at my father in law because of that

That'll teach him.

[Jagarga]

for cocking snny?

[Gripper]

I'm gonna stuff a turkey and have a fag.

[Agrajag]

I've lost the front door key, so I'll have to take guests up the back passage.

[GepperRankins]

i will be having sex with several men then getting a group cum shot with poo clinkers in

[SnnY]

I rear-ended an old lady in the back of her car the other day.

edit: I'm not very good at this. I should have said:

I rear-ended an old lady the other day.

[Agrajag]

Did you hear about the Butcher who got sacked for putting his cawk in the bacon slicer.


The bacon slicer got sacked as well.