> Female Prayer
> Before I lay me down to sleep,
> I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
> One who's handsome, smart and strong,
> One who loves to listen long.
> One who thinks before he speaks,
> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
> I pray that he's gainfully employed,
> When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> Massages my back and begs to do more.
> Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
> Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
> I pray that this man will love me to no end,
> And always be my very best friend.
> MALE PRAYER
> I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
> who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
> This doesn't rhyme, and I don't care.