Cell Phone Prototype

[SnnY]

Mine has non-lethal spinning blades of death to prevent muggers from running off with your phone.

I read that as "prevent niggers from running off...".

Do those blades come pre-soaked in blood?

[thewizeard]

No..of course not silly..Jojobo oil is used. It's great and prepares the skin for the coming incisions.

[thewizeard]

Sorry, I appear to be misleading you, it's not Jojobo oil..it's Jojoba oil... It has a dual purpose too. If someone does actually grab the cell phone out of your hands, notwithstanding the whirling blades..then the extremely sticky and slivery oil will, under the influence of gravity, cause the cell-phone to slip out of his hands and onto the street. You can then leisurely retrieve your phone and give the police directions, while you follow the blood trail to your local hospital.

[GepperRankins]

you should put like a thousand kinetic watch chargers in it

[thewizeard]

you should put like a thousand kinetic watch chargers in it

A brilliant idea GepperRankins! Failing that, how about a windmill generator. The latest Tulip model, from the alternative scenes in Amsterdam, are port-able and they can easily be attached to a range of handmade hat's, manufactured from top quality Durban Poison hemp fibre; they come to you, straight from Amsterdam's famous red light district.

When you wish a change of fashion, it rolls automatically into a king sized joint, in a flash, and you can smoke it as long as it hasn't rained...(the hat not the windmill) !