When I'm Drunk. I'm pissing now.
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phew..glad to hear that. It helps to have good working kidneys..and also, if you still have two, you can always sell one, if you are broke and need some extra
It's because alcohol is full of poison, so your body just dumps it out.
Assuming you're drinking alcohol, not drunk on tropical fruit drink, or actually drunk at all, not internet-look-at-me drunk
You and every other nub on the internets.
cuz u drink alcholol drinks like bear or breazer or abottle of vodka.. the kidney sucks the alcohol, and dumbs the other lequid shit to ajourney in ur guts, thats why u piss alot
you can blow me...
Alcohol is a diuretic, like caffeine, and induces you to piss a lot. And once the seal is broken there is no going back - you will be pissing forever! Just get a colostomy bag and you will never have to get up to go the toilet (at least not until the bag is full).