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Thread: The Worst Chat Up Lines!

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    Yeah well i was doing a Computer Science degree, and im not too fussed, as the industry is still on a downhill slump as we speak, so im hoping by the time i get done with the degree the market will be back up.
    and anyway i'd rather live a little more relaxed life for now

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    Kicking it with a girl, doing what you please...sounds like my kinda lifestyle

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    Originally posted by Celerystalksme@2 June 2003 - 08:50
    Kicking it with a girl, doing what you please...sounds like my kinda lifestyle
    yeah my man ive wanted it for a while....
    and well now i finally have the excuse to fuck off from this gawdforsaken place....
    too many idiots, too little things to do....not a good mix

    how long u have left of the degree?

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    well last year i did enviro science and quit
    so im doing my second first year as multimedia studies
    so after this year i got another 2 years...
    and i know how you feel...the place im at is exactly the same...

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    Originally posted by Celerystalksme@2 June 2003 - 08:59

    and i know how you feel...the place im at is exactly the same...
    so where u at bro?

    personally, im in Northern Ireland, a place where you cant even vote for politicians to elect (even tho i wouldnt vote for any of the idiots anyway ), because there is so much bickering....

    plus there is fuck-all to do.

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    North Queensland, Australia and i didn't vote in the last election cause i wasn't old enough so don't blame me for John Howard

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    "Wats a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"
    one of the oldest pick up lines

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    a couple of my personal favorites.. ONE has actually worked for me! You guess which one...

    1. Would you like ot go halvsies on a bastard?


    2. (you walk up all drunk and begin saying)

    What's yer name gorgeous? c'mon, what's yer name? huh? c'mon? What's yer name? c'mon tell me yer name gorgeous? tell me yer name?....

    Fuck Off??? What are you, Russian???

    (fuck off = fuckov for you slow wits)

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    still sticking with "all right sexy?"


    oh and, "go on, you know you want to...."

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    "Wanna come back to my place and scale my kettle some?"

    Unbelievably, this worked.
    Crazy Billy Bats, I'm from where you're from. Shite, innit?

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