Now that we can easily clone human beings (as evidenced in 2005 Ewan McGregor film The Island), if we were to clone the England football team and put them in the Premiership how do you think they would fare?
Would they become one of the "big four" (thus turning it into some kind of "big five")? Would they struggle for a mid-table position like Newcastle United? Or would they bounce between the Premiership and Championship like Sunderland? Or would they, most likely, mutate into hideous monsters and reek a bloody rampage across the country?