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Thread: Stupid things customers say throughout the day

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    I had a customer complain to me on the phone yesterday that they had booked a holiday for £1044.00 three months ago. They had just been online and it it was now £1036.00.

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    Send them a corkscrew.

    We'll be all like

    He'll be all like
    You do not need to see my I.D.

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    Cheese, do you want me to do that?
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Talking of which, customer pays for £2000 worth of wine with his SWITCH card, and then asks me for a free corkscrew.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    The last three times I bought cars, all new, I bought them with a SWITCH card.

    I never once asked for a free corkscrew.

    True story.

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    Bet you demanded cupholders though didn't you.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Nope, that's just crass.

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    this one time i bought a corkscrew and got a free SWITCH card.

    True story.

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    I'm working at the Vintage Wine festival in London at the end of the month. If anyone wants a free corkscrew let me know. I'll have access to miillions.

    They're the "Waiters Friend" ones, with a wee hingy thing in the middle.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Fine. No one wants a corkscrew. Just fine.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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