I had a customer complain to me on the phone yesterday that they had booked a holiday for £1044.00 three months ago. They had just been online and it it was now £1036.00.
Send them a corkscrew.
We'll be all like
He'll be all like
You do not need to see my I.D.
Cheese, do you want me to do that?
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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Talking of which, customer pays for £2000 worth of wine with his SWITCH card, and then asks me for a free corkscrew.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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The last three times I bought cars, all new, I bought them with a SWITCH card.
I never once asked for a free corkscrew.
True story.
Bet you demanded cupholders though didn't you.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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this one time i bought a corkscrew and got a free SWITCH card.
True story.
I'm working at the Vintage Wine festival in London at the end of the month. If anyone wants a free corkscrew let me know. I'll have access to miillions.
They're the "Waiters Friend" ones, with a wee hingy thing in the middle.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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Fine. No one wants a corkscrew. Just fine.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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