Stupid things customers say throughout the day

[CrabGirl]

I pulled a cabernet sauvignon from the wine rack last night and it's gone off.

Ok sir, how did it taste?

Well, ok but it was very light.

What was the name of the wine?

Hampton Hill.

Sir, that's a rose wine. It's meant to be pink.

Oh.

[CrabGirl]

I had a strange bottle of wine yesterday. It had no cork in it.

No cork? Didn't it leak?

No! It was sealed. I tried to open it but broke my corkscrew! I want another corkscrew!

What did the seal look like?

Like a little cap.

So like a little screw-top then?

Yees..Oh.

[Chip Monk]

No, please, don't beat me again.

[GepperRankins]

now i know how people feel when i tell gaming anecdotes

[Chip Monk]

now i know how people feel when i tell gaming anecdotes

No, both of her stories were really funny.

Yours just make people feel sad. For you, not at you.

[Gripper]

I pulled a cabernet sauvignon from the wine rack last night and it's gone off.

Ok sir, how did it taste?

Well, ok but it was very light.

What was the name of the wine?

Hampton Hill.

Sir, that's a rose wine. It's meant to be pink.

Oh.

Why do they allow morons to buy fine wines if they cannot appreciate them.

[Chip Monk]

Fine Rosé.

Isn't that like all oxymoronic.

[Barbarossa]

Yeah, they're good, but I prefer mulder's "internets for hairdressers" anecdotes

[CrabGirl]

Fine Rosé.

Isn't that like all oxymoronic.

Used to be. There's some super ones about nowadays though.

[Chip Monk]

It's a conditioned response.

Did you hear a wee bell when you read my post.