I dreamt I met JP

[Skweeky]

I often dream about meeting JP. He is always charming.

Whenever I dream of JP, he's practicing being charming in front of a mirror.

[manker]

I have never dreamed of JP but here is some information to influence your dreams of him:

I spoke to JP on the phone, he said that something that I suggested was an 'ideal idea' - that made me laugh in an at not with way. He seemed like a alright bloke and he wanted to chat longer but I had other things to be getting on with.

He then posted on the forum that I sound like a wee English lassie



JP = endearing earl bloke but a harsh hounder of decent interweb chaps.

[Skweeky]

People who use alliteration as a form of humour should be shot

Fact

[clocker]

Are you accusing JP of being alliterate?

Quite a feat for a porpoise.

[thewizeard]

People who use alliteration as a form of humour should be shot

Fact

http://www.mensap2p.com//Rafi/FreeLa...ch%20Bells.mp3

Then this Monty Python clip should make you laugh Skweeky Perhaps a guided missile would be more appropriate

[brotherdoobie]

People who use alliteration as a form of humour should be shot

Fact

Wrong.

Peace bd

[JPaul]

I have never dreamed of JP but here is some information to influence your dreams of him:

I spoke to JP on the phone, he said that something that I suggested was an 'ideal idea' - that made me laugh in an at not with way. He seemed like a alright bloke and he wanted to chat longer but I had other things to be getting on with.

He then posted on the forum that I sound like a wee English lassie



JP = endearing earl bloke but a harsh hounder of decent interweb chaps.

I was in bed, reading. The lad wouldn't sleep and was creating merry hell around me but he seemed happy enough so I left him to it.

The phone rang - now normally I don't answer it to numbers I don't know but I did and was greeted by a someone 'looking for manker' who initially sounded Pakistani but then I later realised it was Scotch.

I thought it must be Spider_dude because he is the only Scot who rings me so conducted the conversation as if it was him. After much confusion and me telling 'Liam' to stfu and this 'Jim' telling me that his name wasn't 'Ian', I realised it was JP. I'd never spoken to him before, so it was quite a novelty.

I don't have total recall of the conversation but I do remember JP telling me that my plan to phone at 9:30 the next morning to say whether I needed an extra ticket to Keano's testimonial (the reason for the phonecall) was an "Ideal idea" - which I thought highly amusing in an 'at not with' kinda way.

Anyhow. By now the boy was playing up a bit and obviously wanted me to stop talking on the phone - so I said this to JP:

Me: Sorry, I need to see to my Son. Sorry I can't stop on and chat.
JP: What?
Me: Sorry I can't stay and chat but the lad ... .
JP <interrupting>: I heard what you said; the chances of me actually phoning up someone from the interweb is nigh on fucking zero so if you think for a second that I'm wanting to stay and chat then you're mistaken.

<slight pause>

JP: In fact, after this conversation, I hope I never have to speak to you ever again. Sorry if that sounds OVERLY harsh.

Me <laughing>: Well, okay that's fair enough, I'll have to phone tomorrow tho'.
JP: Sure. Bye now.

Click.

I'm paraphrasing, obviously, and maybe it wasn't as harsh as all that - more jovial - but I was like

Think it thro' man,

[4play]

Did Screech not go bankrupt a couple of year back?

he probably did and turned to porn(nsfw)

[manker]

I was in bed, reading. The lad wouldn't sleep and was creating merry hell around me but he seemed happy enough so I left him to it.

The phone rang - now normally I don't answer it to numbers I don't know but I did and was greeted by a someone 'looking for manker' who initially sounded Pakistani but then I later realised it was Scotch.

I thought it must be Spider_dude because he is the only Scot who rings me so conducted the conversation as if it was him. After much confusion and me telling 'Liam' to stfu and this 'Jim' telling me that his name wasn't 'Ian', I realised it was JP. I'd never spoken to him before, so it was quite a novelty.

I don't have total recall of the conversation but I do remember JP telling me that my plan to phone at 9:30 the next morning to say whether I needed an extra ticket to Keano's testimonial (the reason for the phonecall) was an "Ideal idea" - which I thought highly amusing in an 'at not with' kinda way.

Anyhow. By now the boy was playing up a bit and obviously wanted me to stop talking on the phone - so I said this to JP:

Me: Sorry, I need to see to my Son. Sorry I can't stop on and chat.
JP: What?
Me: Sorry I can't stay and chat but the lad ... .
JP <interrupting>: I heard what you said; the chances of me actually phoning up someone from the interweb is nigh on fucking zero so if you think for a second that I'm wanting to stay and chat then you're mistaken.

<slight pause>

JP: In fact, after this conversation, I hope I never have to speak to you ever again. Sorry if that sounds OVERLY harsh.

Me <laughing>: Well, okay that's fair enough, I'll have to phone tomorrow tho'.
JP: Sure. Bye now.

Click.

I'm paraphrasing, obviously, and maybe it wasn't as harsh as all that - more jovial - but I was like

Think it thro' man,

Yea, you put a brave face on it at the time but I know you cried real tears when I said I couldn't chat for longer

[JPaul]

Fair point, it's obvious to any of my viewers that I'm one of natures "chattters".