It's obvious we need one.
I'm volunteering.
So if anyone has an embarassing problem with an obvious solution to it, please post it here and I shall help you out by calling you a fuckknuckle.
Go
It's obvious we need one.
I'm volunteering.
So if anyone has an embarassing problem with an obvious solution to it, please post it here and I shall help you out by calling you a fuckknuckle.
Go
There's no point me going to school tomorrow, but my parents still expect me to go in.
I've already planned how I'mgoing to not gonot going to go, I just have no idea what to do with the day.
What should I do aunt mum?
You and every other nub on the internets.
Dear SnnY,
I understand the comflict you must be feeling at this point.
As a responsible adult I should advice you to go to school and make an appointment with a counsellor
However,
it is obvious to me, and everyone else around you also that you are a sad frustated little geeky fuck.
So go get pished and try to get laid. It'll make you feel better
Regards,
Agony Aunt Sonja
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
I'm a cute wee Dutch burd living in Govan. Thro' a strange sequence of events, involving a lot of drugs and alcohol, which I really dont want to go into just now, I find myself married to a hun.
Am I doomed to eternal damnation or is there any prospect of my salvation.
get yourself baptised, get laid (after marriage obviousment) and get a life wanker.
there's two things in this life i hate; 1. Cultural discrimination and 2. Gypsies
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