Why Can't I Own A Canadian?

[brotherdoobie]

Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

-Unknown internet figure


Peace,Paul

[Alien5]

the Act Against Slavery, Upper Canada, 1793 ?

[brotherdoobie]

the Act Against Slavery, Upper Canada, 1793 ?

Meh. I have Jesus on my side.


-bd

[clocker]

It's much better to lease your Canuk and buy your Albanians.
Canadians tend to depreciate very quickly and have a higher than normal failure rate after the third year.

[brotherdoobie]

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It's much better to lease your Canuk and buy your Albanians.
Canadians tend to depreciate very quickly and have a higher than normal failure rate after the third year.

You're right. I looked up a used Canadians value, in Kelley Blue Book...next to
nothing!

-Paul

[jimbo12345]

Considering the British used to own them all, do you really want our sloppy seconds?

[brotherdoobie]

Considering the British used to own them all, do you really want our sloppy seconds?

Just one. I would like him to cut off the crust...on me toated cheese.
I would also like him/her to make me fries with brown gravy.

That is all.


-bd

[thewizeard]

Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

-Unknown internet figure


Peace,Paul

The real reason is because, following the signing of the peace deal from 1758...signed at the famous Harrison Hot Springs ( That was named after a famous guitarist that used to play for the Beatles)..all Canadians are actually owned by the Dutch; as is also New York. They gave parts of Australia and all of New Zealand for the right to "own"Canadians.. Up until this day, that's how the status quo rests...