Zombies:It's Best To Be Prepared...

[brotherdoobie]

For The Invasion.





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[brotherdoobie]

The "Standard" is the top of the Zombie Alert line because it sets the standard for all zombie protection devices. Designed for home and office use, the standard Zombie Alert will serve the needs of ninety-five percent of users. The Standard uses the patented cyclo-kinetic energy radiation server which will detect zombie presence up to 1700 yards away. The inner workings are surrounded by a ventilated case made of space age polymer (the same kind used in the Space Shuttle) which will resist peeling and cracking for many years. Powered by a simple nine volt battery, Zombie alert attaches easily to any wall or ceiling and will provide years of reliable service no matter how many zombie attacks occur. The Standard can be yours for only three very reasonable payments of $39.95 (plus taxes, shipping and handling).


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[brotherdoobie]

A must see film! Their comming soon!

http://www.lonebannana.com/videos/zombie.html


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[brotherdoobie]

Willie has been preparing for over two years...Don't let your brains
be zombie grub! (some of you need not worry)

http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/f...-27Zombie.mspx



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Zombie Killer Power Tools
A REVIEW

Okay - if you have reached the apocalypse, and you need to Survive.
Don't just go for the cheapo pwer tools to rip up some Zombies
DONT grab the glossy looking ones ...EVER - they WILL not LAST, past 3 zombies...maybe...if your lucky.

it is simply not worth it



MAKITA
in the old millenium, makita was king, but seems to have lost popularity among the die hard zombie leg cutters, still i personally disagree with this "fad" makita stilll drills skulls, twists like no other







DeWalt
DeWalt recently AntiZombieTools recently entered ther market and seriously took over (however i d not place them on number one) - alll there tools are yellow and easily noticed in a panic situation which helps. Blood and yellow tools is good for the Karma.





HILTI
Old time favorite, has prooven over many years of the apoclypse as stable and reliable. Very popular in eastern european zombie infested areas. A must.











BOSCH
Even in the most drastik of situations, evenif your zombie wife is giving birth to a zombie zkid, do not rip this from the supermarket...unless it is the proffesional version, (the expensive ones) - yes the work.













BLACK&DEKKER
Likewise, a Zombie wants to eat your testicles, you have a choice - a Dwalt or a Black&Dekeer, go for the Dewalt or maybe even the hammer unless you find the proffesional version. Do not compromise with your life.



use eye, face protection at all times.




Enjoy but be Safe

[brotherdoobie]

Good man! Do you have a taco,duct tape, brussle sprouts,and a mix tape of trance? I'm making a zombie repellant.

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