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    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
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    No, my tongue. I'm double jointed plus my tongue is really long.
    Can you suck your own willie to?


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    No.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hairbautt View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post

    Can you suck your own willie to?


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    Never tried.

    I doubt that,lad.


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    Unsure

    I think I just seriously hurt my neck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Hairbautt View Post
    Never tried.

    I doubt that,lad.


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    I second that doubt.

    Start a poll BD. Has Henderson sucked his own cawk.
    You do not need to see my I.D.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo12345 View Post
    I also learnt i can get my cock into my mouth when 14 years old. No, i have all my ribs. No, i'm medium-small. Impressed?
    paedo

    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo12345 View Post
    Hurt my back though and can no longer do it. So i pay for it.
    Who do you pay to put their cock into your mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hairbautt View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post

    Can you suck your own willie to?


    -bd
    Never tried.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hairbautt View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post

    Can you suck your own willie to?


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    No.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hairbautt View Post
    I think I just seriously hurt my neck.
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    I can click my wrists,have "double jointed fingers and thumbs",and can dislocate my shoulders.

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    I can do orsum things with my tongue

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    i have hitchhikers thumb
    "Their most trivial action may mean volumes, or their most extraordinary conduct may depend upon a hairpin or a pair of curling-tongs" - Holmes


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    Quote Originally Posted by slim150 View Post
    i have hitchhikers thumb
    WTF is that? I have walkers foot....i have wankers wrist. Fool.

    Anyway, back to my DIY felatio. I was a consenting 14 year old, so thats fine.

    I never took it all the way, like i said, it wasn't the most comfortable thing in the world. But, well, having your bell in a warm mouth is always nice, even your own. Other than another mans. That's very homo.

    So, there was no spitting/swallowing necessary.

    And, for all those critics, i remember someone pointing to a dog as it was liking its nuts, and saying you'd do it if you could. Well i could. And i did.

    !!Top Tip!! - the white smegma around your bell doesn't taste good and you should definitely wash before expecting your woman to tongue tickle it. No need for pets though, they love it.

    You'll thank me one day.

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