I think I just seriously hurt my neck.
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Last edited by Alien5; Jun 6th, 2006 at 06:36 PM..
I can click my wrists,have "double jointed fingers and thumbs",and can dislocate my shoulders.
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
I can do orsum things with my tongue
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
i have hitchhikers thumb
"Their most trivial action may mean volumes, or their most extraordinary conduct may depend upon a hairpin or a pair of curling-tongs" - Holmes
WTF is that? I have walkers foot....i have wankers wrist. Fool.
Anyway, back to my DIY felatio. I was a consenting 14 year old, so thats fine.
I never took it all the way, like i said, it wasn't the most comfortable thing in the world. But, well, having your bell in a warm mouth is always nice, even your own. Other than another mans. That's very homo.
So, there was no spitting/swallowing necessary.
And, for all those critics, i remember someone pointing to a dog as it was liking its nuts, and saying you'd do it if you could. Well i could. And i did.
!!Top Tip!! - the white smegma around your bell doesn't taste good and you should definitely wash before expecting your woman to tongue tickle it. No need for pets though, they love it.
You'll thank me one day.
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