What's the weirdest thing you can do with your body?

[Hairbautt]

Hitched:

Straight:

I too suffer from Wanker's wrist.

[Alien5]

i can force the tip of my thumb to touch my forearm

[jimbo12345]

i can force the tip of my thumb to touch my forearm

I assume you mean on one arm, or thats not that impressive.

[brotherdoobie]

i have hitchhikers thumb

WTF is that? I have walkers foot....i have wankers wrist. Fool.

Anyway, back to my DIY felatio. I was a consenting 14 year old, so thats fine.

I never took it all the way, like i said, it wasn't the most comfortable thing in the world. But, well, having your bell in a warm mouth is always nice, even your own. Other than another mans. That's very homo.

So, there was no spitting/swallowing necessary.

And, for all those critics, i remember someone pointing to a dog as it was liking its nuts, and saying you'd do it if you could. Well i could. And i did.

!!Top Tip!! - the white smegma around your bell doesn't taste good and you should definitely wash before expecting your woman to tongue tickle it. No need for pets though, they love it.

You'll thank me one day.

/banned


-bd

[jimbo12345]

no, it's totally legal. I think there's a few psycho issues, but perfectly legal.

just jealous.

-Bd

[brotherdoobie]

no, it's totally legal. I think there's a few psycho issues, but perfectly legal.

just jealous.

-Bd

!Top Tip!! - the white smegma around your bell doesn't taste good and you should definitely wash before expecting your woman to tongue tickle it. No need for pets though, they love it.



Sucking your own cock,is one thing. Sucking your own dirty cock,is another.

/banned


-bd

[jimbo12345]

Remember that cheese...ba ba ba ba Baby Bell?This is the spreadable form.

[jimbo12345]

Hitched:

Straight:

I too suffer from Wanker's wrist.

I stand corrected. My wankers cramp mainly due to the PS2.

[Barbarossa]

And, for all those critics, i remember someone pointing to a dog as it was licking its nuts, and saying you'd do it if you could. Well i could. And i did.

Wow. I know a dog is a man's best friend and all that, but that's taking things a bit too far

[jimbo12345]

And, for all those critics, i remember someone pointing to a dog as it was licking its nuts, and saying you'd do it if you could. Well i could. And i did.

Wow. I know a dog is a man's best friend and all that, but that's taking things a bit too far

YOu know what i mean.

But, it does look like lipstick. If i was a lady, i'd get confused.