a drunken bum is stumbling through the woods when he comes across a preacher baptizing people in the river.
the preacher smells the alcohol on the drunks breath and asks, " son, are u ready 2 find jesus"
the drunks nods, and the preacher dunks him the water, pulls him back out,and asks him if hes found jesus?
"nope" hiccups the drunk
the preacher again dunks the the bum and holds him down until he begins flailing his arms.
"now have u found jesus" asks the preacher
"no," gasps the bum, "you sure this is where he fell in? "