If you could, would you?

[jimbo12345]

If you could get your cock (ladies - your cunt) into your mouth, would ya?

I think it's very easy to say "no, that's sick". But, really, think about it.

[Alien5]

yes i would lick my cock, suck my cunt and swallow it all.

[popopot]

No chance. Maybe if I had a cock and a cunt I would consider getting some freaky-deaky shit on.

[Mr. Mulder]

yes, yes i would

[jimbo12345]

where have you been mulder?? Glad to see your honesty.

[Wizard Scuff]

I would, but I'd wear a flavoured condom.

[Proper Bo]

I wouldn't, I've never sucked cawk and therefore would probably give a terrible blowjob. Ewe people didn't think it thro'.

[Wizard Scuff]

I wouldn't, I've never sucked cawk and therefore would probably give a terrible blowjob. Ewe people didn't think it thro'.

So if a burd offered you a bj but said she hadn't done it before, you would be all like "No way, n00b"

[Proper Bo]

Indeed, for I have teh wench.
(yeah, i'm not getting in trouble cause of ewe, cawk.)
Hypothetically, like, if I didn't and some burd offered i'd agree and just tell her what to do differently.

I couldn't exactly tell myself what to do differently, I wouldn't do what some bloke who sucks cawk says*

*not that i do suck cawk, i meant in the hypothetical situation

[Wizard Scuff]

I couldn't exactly tell myself what to do differently, I wouldn't do what some bloke who sucks cawk says

:earl:

Indeed, don't take sex advice from a ghey man.