Your Favoruite Nursery Fymes As A Kid?

[fluffy_cat]

My favorite nursery rhyme was Old Mother Hubbard :-D

[Curley]

What Are Little Boys Made Of

What are little boys made of, made of?
What are little boys made of?
"Snips and snails, and puppy dogs tails;
And that's what little boys are made of, made of."


What are little girls made of, made of, made of?
What are little girls made of?
"Sugar and spice and all that's nice;
And that's what little girls are made of, made of."

[imported_QuietSilence!]

well u got a point there there not realy nursery rymes but they are storys for small children so if u want a nursery ryme then try this

little miss mufit
sat on her tufit
eating her curds and way
along came a spider
and sat down beside her .....
AND SHE BEAT THE HELL OUT OF IT WITH HER SPOON

or

This Little Bud Went To Market
This Little Bud Got Bought by John
This Little Bud Got Broke Up
This Little Bud Got Put in A Bong
And This Little Bud Went Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! all Though My Brain

[Oregonian]

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
God knows what they did
but they returned with a daughter

[chalice]

Little William Arthur White
Found a keg of dynamite.
His parents are now picking small
Bits of Willy off the wall.

We don't like that girl from Tooting Beck.
She washes her face and forgets her neck.

O to be a broken leg
In plaster white as chalk
And travel everywhere by crutch
While others have to walk.

He stood on the bridge at midnight,
Disturbing my sweet repose
For he was a large mosquito
And the bridge was the bridge of my nose.

Radi was a circus lion
Radi was a woman hater
Radi had a lady trainer.
Radiator.

[Riddler]

Only this forum can take a perfectly innocent topic like nursery rhymes and have it degenerate into a twisted parody of itself ! Frankly I'm shocked, disillusioned and disappointed in this sad commentary on how immature we are as a group. For shame !


And futhermore.............

Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow ?
" With cockle shells and ringing bells and one great big f**kin' onion. "

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Said; " F**k it, let's make us an omelette. "

Mary had a little lamb...........her doctor fainted on the spot.

[imported_QuietSilence!]

more nursery rymes for adults

old mother huboard
went to the cupboard
to fech her poor dog a bone
But when she bent over
rover took over
and gave her a bone of His own

little willy was a chemist
little willy is on more
cus what he thought was H2O (water)
was H2SO4 (sulfuric acid)

hickry dickry doc
the mice run up the clock
the clock struck one .......
and all the rest escaped with minor ingeries

[Curley]

Originally posted by QuietSilence!@17 June 2003 - 17:27
hickry dickry doc
the mice run up the clock
the clock struck one .......
and all the rest escaped with minor ingeries

[-Just Plain Raze-]

Originally posted by QuietSilence!@17 June 2003 - 16:27
more nursery rymes for adults

HAHAHAHAHA! good one!