While the Cat's Away

[MediaSlayer]

nope.

[thewizeard]

The reason I placed quotation marks is because I was refering to Skweeky's breasts and she might get angry if I called it a thing

uhhh.. but using the quotation marks did make it offensive.

had you left the quotation marks off, you would have been referring not to her breasts but the (abstract) idea of skweeky's showing of her cups - but not the breasts themselves.

you're giving me an intellectual workout, nigel. far cry from counting dingleberries,

if i fucked it up, please forgive me

edit: omg, i just noticed you put "skweeky" in italics here we go again

...on the contrary..

so , as you might have "uncovered" a fetish.

I will attempt to explain.

.As a child when my mother used to give me a cup-cake size D I think. She would lean over me, showing me the main source of my interest. I used to peel off the chocolate layer and eat that first.
That obviously explains the quotation marks. It was a sort unconscious outing of the wish to see my mothers size D cup one more time and to peel away the chocolate layer.

[Lilmiss]

Re: While the Cat's Away

Lock the cat flap, and shoot at it with a water gun everytime it comes near the house.

[Skweeky]

Are you saying you wanted to look at your mother's breasts?

[thewizeard]

No, eat the chocoalate layer; anyway in the Netherlands many kids are still on the "Breast", at 5 years of age... This due to the hidden poverty. Who wants to go to the Food Bank when you can suck Mum's Cup Cakes..I suppose that's the motto.

[Skweeky]

aan de tiet as we say

[brotherdoobie]

Nigel,five year olds can do without milk (of any type) Fruits,veggies,grains an a little dairy will provide the necessary nutrients.


Five years old...and still hangin off a teat?


-bd

[thewizeard]

All right alright; I will grow up, no more tit for me... You lot are not much fun sheesh... Am I still allowed my Cup-Cakes, as strictly speaking, it's not at all tit. We need some images at this point to show the differences to "the noob".....



Of course these are not the "original" Cup Cake cup size C , I am aware of that..but it demonstrates the reason I would tend to get confused. Especially the Cup- Cake front left, the one with seemingly, an erect nipple. Wow, thats all I can say!

[brotherdoobie]

Nigel, friuts,veggies, and a bit of dairy are good for the body.
However, the soul needs nourishment too!

Breast are God's greatest creation...nurse away!


-bd

[thewizeard]

My mother suggested cucumbers are also healthy..but she was never confronted with Ron's homegrown variety...