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Thread: Need hoboadvice, plz.

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    Snee's Avatar Error xɐʇuʎs BT Rep: +1
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    How do you tell one he reeks of wee and should get the fuck away from you, politely?

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    "Get the fuck away from me, you reek of wee!"

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    tralalala's Avatar The Almighty
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    Hows this?

    Excuse me dear sir, but I happened to notice that somehow, you have been surrounded by some sort of circle of wee-ish smell. I do not know whether this has something to do with your BO or not, bit I would just like to test it, so if you could please step a couple miles back, so I can be sure it is NOT your BO, I would be very happy.

    Many thanks etc.

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    Snee's Avatar Error xɐʇuʎs BT Rep: +1
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    Get the fuck away from me, you reek of wee.

    And also, you're hurting Bo's feelings.

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    Fuck off! You're sitting on my colostomy bag, twat.


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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    "You stink of piss, you fucking hobo, get the fuck away from me" usually works for Allen5.




    He doesn't hang around when he hears that, so I'm told

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    brotherdoobie's Avatar Long live Hissyfit BT Rep: +1
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    He's the one sitting on my bag.


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    Snee's Avatar Error xɐʇuʎs BT Rep: +1
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    Aileen is a hobo and brotherboobie has had a colostomy? Intaresting

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    brotherdoobie's Avatar Long live Hissyfit BT Rep: +1
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    This is weird. What's the odds of a Swede sitting on my colostomy bag- and
    another Swede sitting on Allen's bag, at the same time?

    I thought you "guys" were neutral?


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    someones sitting on alans bag and it smells like wee?

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