So there I am in my wee office, about to settle down to do some schoolwork, a little non-plussed after having watched last weeks new Dr Who. For non-plussed please read "really creeped out".
Hear a strange scuffling shuffling noise from the doorway and look round to see a fucking stone cherub looking at me. I jumped out of my skin and screamed bloody murder.
Cue Cheese falling over on the landing practically wetting himself laughing at his cunning master plan of sneaking garden ornaments into the house with the express purpose of scaring the bejeezus out of his poor girlfriend.
I'm still shaking and he's still sniggering.