Repeat it twice every morning.You have the whole of the Internet at your finger tips. Social sites like MySpace, FaceBook and LiveJournal. Free video sites like Youbtube, music sites like Pandora, whole encyclopedias to read like Wikipedia. Discussion sites of every topic from politics to wrestling. 24 hour news coverage of every region in the world. Blog sites of some of the most interesting people in the world (and some of the dullest). Comedy sites like Ebaum, Penny Arcade and The Best Page in the Universe. You could shop yourself to death on sites such as Ebay or Amazon. Order yourself a Russian bride, indulge in cyber sessions with a guy called Frank who claims to be Tiffany from Australia or troll a Star Trek forum with Star Wars quotes. You can download films, TV shows, music, books, computer games, pornography, Linux distros or any other program you can think of. You could bait email scam artists. Read spoilers for your favourite TV shows. Philosophise about the ending to Final Fantasy VII. Sort out your online banking. Photoshop cawks onto Wayne Rooney's head and post them on DeviantArt. You can even just see what the weather is going to be like tomorrow.
And yet, you come here and you want to start a thread where all you do is count?