The first 10 generations of humanity were all virgins.
Poster
BT Rep: +35
The first 10 generations of humanity were all virgins.
spmado
BT Rep: +2
All fucking bats are wild.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
cricket was invented as a novel way to launch hand grenades across the channel to get to the Frenchies.
Just Lame
Snow can be preserved for up to three months if it is packed in sea salt.
procter and gamble use human semen in all their shampoo's as it's know it makes you hair so silky and soft.
Poster
BT Rep: +35
Morgan Freeman has cameras hidden in everyone's home.
Just Lame
Her Britannic Majesty, The Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland once worked in an abattoir where she was responsible for removing the eyes from pigs, prior to them being slaughtered. She left to further her career as a a cabinet maker, but that didn't work out due to the winter of discontent. She regrets that decision to this day.
pepper your angus
BT Rep: +10
you can eat cotton buds, they're perfectly edible (but only on a Wednesday)
The Almighty
George Bush used MSN Messenger to chat with Tony Blair during the war in Iraq.
Just Lame
It is actually possible, given the proper weather conditions, to put a quart in a pint jar.
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