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    Mr JP Fugley's Avatar Frog Shoulder BT Rep: +4
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    Fair point.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    The national sport of Bulgaria is Connect 4.

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    Karaoke is an exhibition sport in the next London Olympics.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    tralalala's Avatar The Almighty
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    Checkers is the third highest paying sport in the world.

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    Wayne Rooney can't swim.

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    Cheese is an anti-aphrodisiac.

    Anyone who encounters cheese immediately is repulsed by the mere thought of sexual intercourse.

    This can last for days on end. In one case a young Greek lassie turned lesbian and fled the country with a lassie from Holland who had inadvertently married a hun, despite the best advice of her interweb chum. They invited another wee lassie along, however she was supporting the drug habits of a mackem chav and couldn't afford the lifestyle choice.


    “It’s not the will to win that counts - it is the will to prepare”

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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    in-jokes ftw

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    Richard of York did not give battle in vain.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fromagepas View Post
    Cheese is an anti-aphrodisiac.

    Anyone who encounters cheese immediately is repulsed by the mere thought of sexual intercourse.

    This can last for days on end. In one case a young Greek lassie turned lesbian and fled the country with a lassie from Holland who had inadvertently married a hun, despite the best advice of her interweb chum. They invited another wee lassie along, however she was supporting the drug habits of a mackem chav and couldn't afford the lifestyle choice.
    Priceless.

    There is nothing true about any of the above.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese View Post
    On the internets in my pants. Oh yes, it's my day off.
    Covered in pasty crumbs. Oh yes, you've never looked sexier.
    QED


    “It’s not the will to win that counts - it is the will to prepare”

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