Originally Posted by
Fromagepas
Cheese is an anti-aphrodisiac.
Anyone who encounters cheese immediately is repulsed by the mere thought of sexual intercourse.
This can last for days on end. In one case a young Greek lassie turned lesbian and fled the country with a lassie from Holland who had inadvertently married a hun, despite the best advice of her interweb chum. They invited another wee lassie along, however she was supporting the drug habits of a mackem chav and couldn't afford the lifestyle choice.
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