has a full house of Hepatitis and herpes....
has a full house of Hepatitis and herpes....
thats not a lie...
once practiced taxidermy but was ousted from the job after being caught fashioning roller skates out of dead turtles and selling them to plum mouthed Etonians..
^got his nick after actually making love to a walrus....she never called him back
^ Invented the foreplay. The idea came to him while trying to make love with a frog that wouldn't cooperate until he tried his new 4play technique
has a thing for miniature plasticine people
once met Mick Hucknall in a bar and agreed to do an impromptu duet of 'Money's too tight to mention', acapella, with nothing to accompany them but the spoons and his human beatbox.
.......???.......ah, she's okay, I guess.
Sorry.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
^is voting for Hilary...
Is serious.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
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