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    lovewalrus's Avatar Poster BT Rep: +1
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    has a full house of Hepatitis and herpes....

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    thats outrageous

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    thats not a lie...

    once practiced taxidermy but was ousted from the job after being caught fashioning roller skates out of dead turtles and selling them to plum mouthed Etonians..

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    ^got his nick after actually making love to a walrus....she never called him back

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    ^ Invented the foreplay. The idea came to him while trying to make love with a frog that wouldn't cooperate until he tried his new 4play technique

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    has a thing for miniature plasticine people

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    once met Mick Hucknall in a bar and agreed to do an impromptu duet of 'Money's too tight to mention', acapella, with nothing to accompany them but the spoons and his human beatbox.

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    .......???.......ah, she's okay, I guess.

    Sorry.
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

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    ^is voting for Hilary...

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    j2k4's Avatar en(un)lightened
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    Is serious.
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

    -Mark Twain

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