Make Up An Outrageous Lie About the Previous Poster

[Barbarossa]

Mr JP Fugley is a well renowned author, and has written many novels on the subject of explicit romantic fiction, mostly involving zoo animals.

[Mr JP Fugley]

It's supposed to be lies, Mr so called MILFMod

[Biggles]

JP is renown for his kindness and gentle patience with brash noobs who think they can spam pish on FST.

[Cheese]

Biggles was the stand-in for the regeneration scene of the 6th-7th Doctor Who after Colin Baker refused to return to the series. He wasn't credited for the role and to this day bears a grudge against Sylvester McCoy which has resulted in a restraining order being issued against Biggles.

[Biggles]

Cheese was a founder member of JLF (Janner Liberation Front) and has been actively plotting the overthrow of the Tamar Bridge.

[Barbarossa]

Biggles has a soft spot fo doughnuts, and has two dozen of them delivered to his house daily from Tescos. He consequently gains 1 stone in weight weekly, and needs help getting up and down stairs. In fact, he has had his staircase replaced with an industrial winch.

[Mr. Mulder]

Barbie (real name Ricardo) breaks into peoples homes while they are sleeping and steals their toilet duck (along with other assorted bathroom cleaning products) - he sends them back home to his family (in Spain) who could never afford such luxuries

[Barbarossa]

Mr Mulder is not sensitive about his height.

[Biggles]

Barbie is so called for his almost fanatical hatred of Sindy whom he considered to be a cheap flat chested slapper and total rip off to boot. He actually had a pat down area in his lobby to ensure that no one brought a Sindy to his house and contaminate his collection of Barbies with the inferior plastic used in the said abomination.

[Cheese]

Biggles has auditioned to be on Big Brother six times, X-Factor three times and Fame Academy once. Despite being unsuccessful he still maintains that one day he will become famous and shag Kylie Minogue (if she rescinds her restrainment order against him obviously).