A man dies one day and he goes to hell, there he quickly becomes scared of how bad it's going to be from now on. Moments later the devil shows up and greets the man.
"Welcome to hell", the devil says, "How are you?"
The man responds, "Well im pretty bummed out, i'm in hell", then the devil says
"I'ts no so bad here, do u drink?" The man says yes, then the devil says, "Well you are gonna love Mondays, cuz its alcohol day, we got every drink you could imagine, we got beers, rum, wine, whiskey, anything you like we have, and theres no hangover the next day or worrying about ur liver because youre dead"
The man likes this so he cheers up a little, then the devil asks him, "Do you like smoking?" The man also says yes, then the devil says," Well you are gonna like Tuesdays since its the day of smoking, we have every kind of Ciggarettes you could think of and you dont need to worry about your lungs cuz youre dead"
Again the man cheers up because he likes this, he starts thinking maybe it wont be so bad being in hell, then the devil asks "Do you like gambling?" And the man says yes to this too, he mentions he loves going to the casion all the time, then the devil says, "You are gonna enjoy Wednesdays because thats gambling day, we got every single game you could find in any casino, from blackjack to poker, from craps to roulette, anything ud like and it wont matter if u loose all ur money cuz ur dead anyways"
After telling this to the man the devil asks "Do you like drugs?" The man quickly responds "Hell yeah!" And the devil says "Well youre gonna love Thursdays because we have every kind of drug that you had while u were alive"
The man then is convinced that Heaven couldn't have been better than where he is now so he stops being sad abou dying and going to hell. Then the devil asks him "Are you gay?" Then man says no, then the devil responds "Well you are not going to like Fridays..."