THE MATRIX 2
is all about making canoe reaves the No1 heartthrob in the world.
you got a bit of the Matrix
a bit of James Bond "car chases etc"
far too much crouching boredom hidden boredom. "desguised as fight scenes for the lads. but realy there to enhance point 1."
The only good thing about it is when you take your misses to see it because she made you go to Pearl Harbour then it'll remind her of the sappy love interst bullshity bit that you hated from Pearl Harbour
Look. dont bother it blows if you don't believe me then listen for the falling pins sound as Kanoe topples some agents
Had me reaching for the remote.
Just think it has to get better and trust me it doesn't
Neil the Anticlimaxed.
EDIT : P.S the special effects deserve the budget just
about 35 mins left and all i can say if you are a girl and you don't like this type of movie the stick with it.
their spending less now on effects and more on Kanoe's coat ruffle.
Now we know who fabio left his inheritance to.
Will stick in there for all those guys who have girls who hate sappy movies
especially when they bring a love interest in just for the Xfiles fans.
"There's a reason I'm here there's a reason were all here" to sell a second rate game.
and to have another shag.
what happened to the plot?
Not quite sure but we got superman wscaping from his home planet"Circa 1956'ish
A load of kanoe surely looking a sexsymbol by now
Sorry to bang on about Kanoe but it's bloody aweful
he can't turn a corner without him getting on it.
even the femail readers don't go for that
Neil. is realy bored and can't sleep.
Can't wait for the end
Edit : So "obiwan" is the one, or is it the prophet reborn,
Honestly I couldn't care less.
to sum up
If you don't mind the matrix, think Ghost was romantic and polteguist was scary
and you absolutely loved the first half of Pearl Harbour then this is the film for you.
sorry I think it sucks but it aint a blokes movie.
Neil. hoping not to be acused of being a feminist sympathiser.