1) If you find yourself intentionally making typing mistakes when creating a post just to fit in...You might be a nerd.
2) The following is a poem that describes the invention of what would later become what we think of now as the "internet" Just so you know the Tim guy won a nobel prize or something(I forgot his last name) for doing this.Here it is:
In the beginning, Tim created the HyperText Markup Language. The Internet was without form and void, and text was upon the face of the monitor and the Hands of Tim were moving over the face of the keyboard. And Tim said, Let there be links; and there were links. And Tim saw that the links were good; and Tim separated the links from the text. Tim called the links Anchors, and the text He called Other Stuff. And the whole thing together was the first Web Page.
Ok If you both understood all the terminology and you thought it was funny...You might be a nerd.
If you just thought it was funny - you are in danger. REformat your psyche at once - there is still hope
If you didn't think it was anything but lame - You can crash at my house anytime you want and I will burn some cool sh*t to take with you when you leave.(in my world everyone has a computer)
3) If you notice a thread wherein the posters are posting about a very passionate, controversial topic but you find that you're only interested in correcting their grammatical mistakes...You might be nerd.
4) And finally If you tell you're girlfriend she should suck your ^$&^ by "default" ...You might be a nerd.
I'll be signing autographs in the lobby.
Edit: Doing this is okay though