Why can't I change the word "noob" under my username to anything I want?

[ArchStanton]

You know, Hitler has got me thinking. I wish I could change me user name occasionally or at least put a space between Arch and Stanton. Can that be arranged?

I also wish the system did not double merge posts or give the date that I edited a post, I like my mistakes to remain hidden.

[Sextent]

You know, Hitler has got me thinking. I wish I could change me user name occasionally or at least put a space between Arch and Stanton. Can that be arranged?

I also wish the system did not double merge posts or give the date that I edited a post, I like my mistakes to remain hidden.

I agree, if the forum could also give me a blowjob on request that would also be nice.

[ArchStanton]

Let's not go nuts Sextent (A handy would be nice though)

[Sextent]

Let's not go nuts Sextent (A handy would be nice though)

Fair enough. I can compromise like everyone else.

[ArchStanton]

Let's not go nuts Sextent (A handy would be nice though)

Fair enough. I can compromise like everyone else.

Well if I could get a hand job I would visit this forum every morning. It's a bugger trying to get my trousers on when I wake up with the horn.

Can someone get on that please? Thanks.