"Once I'm officially Regional Manager, my first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert. So I will need a new number two. My ideal choice? Jack Bauer. But he is unavailable. Fictional. And overqualified."
- Dwight Schrute (The Office)
"Homer Simpson, you are hereby found guilty of attempted insecticide and aggravated buggery.
You do not need to see my I.D.
Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.
David Brent The Office
GEORGE: I must say it's rather strange, Blackadder. Why would an anarchist possibly want to kill you?
BLACKADDER: I think it's you he was trying to kill, sir.
GEORGE: Oh, hogwash. How could you possibly think that?
BLACKADDER: Well, my suspicions were first aroused by his use of the words "death to the stupid prince."