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Saw this in todays paper;
Man asks supermarket checkout girl for 50 bags. Checkout girl says 'what do you want them for'. He replies 'I am going to kill my wife and cut her into pieces, put them in the bags'. Thinking that he was joking the checkoput girl says' O K'.
An hour later the man comes back and says 'Can I have another bag please'? The girl says 'Why what happened'.
The man says 'The arse fell out off one'.
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
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I find it hard to believe that the man could travel home, kill his wife, chop her up, and travel back to the store "clean looking" in under an hour
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You are not a Butcher then?Originally Posted by spirex
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
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Hihi Nice^^ never saw sumthing like this in the paper
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dnt know bout u but it dont seem dat funny *-)
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