oh ffs

**Proper Bo** · 07-07-2007, 03:59 AM

lols, mouldy just got accused of being a canadiaian

**MediaSlayer** · 07-07-2007, 07:49 PM

Originally Posted by jimbo12345

I guess you're in Canada or a Yank, so maybe this won't work there,

If he was Canadian or a Yank I would surely understand his slang and writing style better,

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**Snee** · 07-07-2007, 08:07 PM

Btw, Arky mang, can't you get used parts cheaper or sumfin'?

At a scrapyard car breaker thingie or sumfin', lyke.

Might need to know how to fixit and stuff yourself, tho'.

**MediaSlayer** · 07-07-2007, 08:19 PM

my advice, which i forgot to include:

1) get a girlfriend with a car that isn't so breakage prone - doesn't myspace have an appropriate classified section for stuff like that? even if they don't, there are other places to advertise online, no?

or

2) get a job where they give you a company car AND let you take the car home

**clocker** · 07-08-2007, 03:13 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

was driving home and my fucking exhaust fell off!1

fucking thing

A bit of advice...for future use.
Once a year or so, schedule a day- make it a family affair, lemonade, finger sandwiches, comfy lawn chairs for the onlookers- jack up the car and crawl underneath.
Scrape off the dead cats and crushed baby strollers and inspect for oil leaks and rusty bits.
Fix anything that needs fixing.

This is called "preventive maintenance"...most mechanical devices require it.
Your car is a mechanical device.

Alternatively, you could pay someone to do this for you.
These people are called "mechanics" and are commonly found in "repair shops".
You must have noticed such places...many of them feature large, brightly lit signs, usually with a specific auto manufacturer's name prominently displayed.
Thus, if you drove say, a Morgan, you'd look for a sign that said "Morgan Repair" and drive in and ask the "mechanic" to inspect your vehicle.
Then you would pay him.

This is very much like the way the rest of your life works.
Exactly like when you want sex, for instance.

You find a "hooker" and then you pay her.

Make sense?

**Mr. Mulder** · 07-08-2007, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by jimbo

I guess you're in Canada or a Yank

Originally Posted by bo

lols, mouldy just got accused of being a canadiaian

Originally Posted by snee

Btw, Arky mang, can't you get used parts cheaper or sumfin'?

At a scrapyard car breaker thingie or sumfin', lyke.

Might need to know how to fixit and stuff yourself, tho'.

they don't make my car anymore so parts are well hard to get and expensive

Originally Posted by MediaSlayer

1) get a girlfriend with a car that isn't so breakage prone - doesn't myspace have an appropriate classified section for stuff like that? even if they don't, there are other places to advertise online, no?

she's got a car which is a lot better than mine (obviousmently) but can't drive very good even a little bit

Originally Posted by clocker

This is called "preventive maintenance"...most mechanical devices require it.
Your car is a mechanical device.

it was my chavy cousins car who thrashed the fuck out of it, not even pretty shaped HSF's could prevent the inevitable