Just thought i would post a Homer Simpson Quote that makes me laugh every time i hear it...
Bart: "Why do we need church shoes? Jesus wore sandals."
Homer: "Well, maybe they wouldn't have caught him if he had better arch support."
thats sum funny shit...
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best one -
The family is watching coverage of people making the last minute mailing of their tax forms. Homer goes ___
"What idiots, i payed my last year". Then there is just silence.
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yeah thats a funny 1
another 1 that makes me laugh
" I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off "
I reckon the best one is were Homer & Bart have to look after the stand for those carrnies then Officer Wiggum comes along asking for some money because the game is corrupt. Wiggum is only I was wondering if my friend Mr Bribe is around here somewhere and Homer doesn't have a clue and goes he is Bart! LMFAO then when the carrnies come back they say why didn'y you give him a bribe and Homer goes I was trying but the chance never came up!
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Naa! The funniest is:- Homer drops the last peanut under the couch and when looking for it he finds $20 and says "Awww! 20 dollars.....but I wanted apeanut"
Homers brain "With 20 dollars you can buy lots of peanuts"
Homer "Explain How??"
That's some funny stuff man!!!
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The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me
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It's always fun when Homer are having a conversation with his brainHomers brain "With 20 dollars you can buy lots of peanuts"
The one that gets me the most is when homer was pretending to be mr.burns and he went to the post office to pick up one of his packages:
homer- "I'm here to pick up a package for Mr.Burns"
post office dude- "Ok Mr.Burns, whats your first name."
homer- "I don't know"
how bout this one
Moe: Hey whats your name?
Homer: Homer
Moe: Hey man i didnt want your hole life story
oh and this one its also at the bar
Lenny: who is this mr. x guy?
Karl: yeah he's pretty cool.
Homer: Maybe he's closer that you think.
Lenny: Hey are you Mr, x homer?
Karl: yeah well are you
Homer: No.....(sly voice) ooorr am i?
lolOriginally posted by Reggies19@19 June 2003 - 00:57
The one that gets me the most is when homer was pretending to be mr.burns and he went to the post office to pick up one of his packages:
homer- "I'm here to pick up a package for Mr.Burns"
post office dude- "Ok Mr.Burns, whats your first name."
homer- "I don't know"
i dont know my last name
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